Saturday, December 1, 2012

Why should we love men?


Why?

* Because they talk less than women, so we girls can actually talk all we want.

* Because they are not complicated.

* Because most men are logical, so they are easy to figure out.

* Because they warm up our beds without having to spend money on electric blankets.

* Because every now and again they surprise us with flowers, dinners or just hanging up new kitchen cabinets!

* Because we can count on them.

* Because they are not worried about diets, so they do not drink your diet drinks or finish your fit nryt.hahahaha

* Because they rarely lie about their age or clothing size.

* Because they behave like little boys when they are hurt or happy.

* Because they are not afraid of the dark, dogs or black cats.

* Because we always know what they are thinking.

* Because they are easily tamed.

* Because they take the rubbish out.

* Because they walk the dog for you when is minus 20 outdoors.

* Because they don't cry. They only get red watery eyes and pretend to be tough. 

* Because they look sexy in jeans and interesting in suits.

* Because they spoil us rotten when we are pregnant.

* Because they let us have 80% of the wardrobe space and they sleep on the edge of the bed while we spread out.

* Because he would wear that tartan jacket that you bought him for Christmas.

* Because they don't mind if you forget their birthday, anniversary or any other important date.

* Because they do not complain when you give them pizza again for the third time in the week. 

* Because they seduce us, making us feel sexy and wanted.

* Because they like our bodies even if we do not.

* Because they will bring you breakfast in bed just to keep you in bed for a little bit longer...

* Because they cannot fake orgasms.

* Because they give great hugs.

* Because they smell good.

* Because they make us laugh.

* Because they are comfortable to sleep on. They have that snugly bit between shoulder and neck where you can bury your nose in until you fall sleep.

* Because there is nothing better than waking up in the arms of a man and feeling loved, small and vulnerable against his strong body.

* Because they are strong but they can be fragile at the same time.

* Because of the pleasure they give us.

* Because they love to explore our body.

* Because if they say I love you, they generally DO mean I love you.

* Because they whisper sweet words to us.

* Because they make us melt when they tell us "I love you" staring right into our eyes. 

* Because they think you still look cute when you have a cold and they offer to rub Vicks on your chest.