Why should we love men?

Why?

* Because they talk less than women, so we girls can actually talk all we want.

* Because they are not complicated.

* Because most men are logical, so they are easy to figure out.

* Because they warm up our beds without having to spend money on electric blankets.

* Because every now and again they surprise us with flowers, dinners or just hanging up new kitchen cabinets!

* Because we can count on them.

* Because they are not worried about diets, so they do not drink your diet drinks or finish your fit nryt.hahahaha

* Because they rarely lie about their age or clothing size.

* Because they behave like little boys when they are hurt or happy.

* Because they are not afraid of the dark, dogs or black cats.

* Because we always know what they are thinking.

* Because they are easily tamed.

* Because they take the rubbish out.

* Because they walk the dog for you when is minus 20 outdoors.

* Because they don't cry. They only get red watery eyes and pretend to be tough. 

* Because they look sexy in jeans and interesting in suits.

* Because they spoil us rotten when we are pregnant.

* Because they let us have 80% of the wardrobe space and they sleep on the edge of the bed while we spread out.

* Because he would wear that tartan jacket that you bought him for Christmas.

* Because they don't mind if you forget their birthday, anniversary or any other important date.

* Because they do not complain when you give them pizza again for the third time in the week. 

* Because they seduce us, making us feel sexy and wanted.

* Because they like our bodies even if we do not.

* Because they will bring you breakfast in bed just to keep you in bed for a little bit longer...

* Because they cannot fake orgasms.

* Because they give great hugs.

* Because they smell good.

* Because they make us laugh.

* Because they are comfortable to sleep on. They have that snugly bit between shoulder and neck where you can bury your nose in until you fall sleep.

* Because there is nothing better than waking up in the arms of a man and feeling loved, small and vulnerable against his strong body.

* Because they are strong but they can be fragile at the same time.

* Because of the pleasure they give us.

* Because they love to explore our body.

* Because if they say I love you, they generally DO mean I love you.

* Because they whisper sweet words to us.

* Because they make us melt when they tell us "I love you" staring right into our eyes. 

* Because they think you still look cute when you have a cold and they offer to rub Vicks on your chest. 

It's Over..or Will Soon be Over

1. You don't trust them.

This presumes that you did trust them at some point; if you're in a relationship with a person whom you've never trusted, something is wrong with you! If you did start out trusting them but now watch their every move (particularly when they're not looking) then not only is your relationship on the way downhill, but you're also a stalker!

2. You'd rather work.

Are you one of the countless people who works 16 hour days because you'd rather slave away at the office than go home to your nagging wife or jerk-of-a-husband? Guess what; that's not normal. If you hate being around your partner or spouse that much, this is a good sign that the relationship is over.

3. You've separated.

If things have gotten so unbearable that one of you wants to move out, this is a sign that your romance has come to an end. Yes, in some cases, people work through issues and get back together -- but most of the time they don't. Separation is a form of breaking-up; why not just get it over with? It's amazing how people will drag the painful parts out as long as they possibly can.

4. You find your lover as attractive as you would a sibling.

This statement presupposes that you're not attracted to your own siblings, but I think it's probably a safe assumption (unless you happen to live in the Deep South). While it's certainly true that some couples are too tired or worn-out to have an active love life, if you don't actually want to engage in any type of intimacy, something is wrong. You're supposed to be physically attracted to your romantic partners -- if you don't want to get down with the person you're involved with, it's either time to get the passion going again, or time to put them in the friends category. 

5. One of you routinely threatens to leave.

Granted, the person doing this could simply need far more attention than normal people, but if someone is threatening to leave, this means the idea has entered their mind and stayed there for a significant period of time. Some might be fishing for their partner to beg them to stay, but even if that's the case, there's nothing much romantic about that, is there?

Ways to Get Revenge on Your Ex-boyfriend

He promised you the world, then left you alone in it. There are times when you just have to let bad things slide; after all, bad things come all the time. However, when it involves two-timing ex boyfriends or no-show exes who do more than stand you up for dinner, then the thought of revenge becomes more than just a wishful desire.



1. Oh Daddy You’ve Been Naughty!






Sleeping with his ex boyfrends brother
Nothing will surely hurt your ex more than seducing and sleeping with his father or brother. Of course, the consequence might be unbearable afterwards. You will have to deal with being called a slut, whore, floozy and all those other words that connote a very sinful woman. By ready though, for if you do this, you will become the modern Mary Magdalene in front of your ex’s eyes and his family. If you’re really not into his next of kin, then there’s always the best friend to go after and seduce.

2. Break up sex—NOT!





His punishment
What guy could resist the allure of a proposal to have break-up sex? For him, the proposal spells fun, kinky sex with no attachments whatsoever; more, he’d think that such a proposal means that everything is cool despite the break-up.Promise him that you’ll don your sexiest lingerie, that you’ll bring a bottle of champagne and that you’ll give him a night of unforgettable bliss. Just be sure that you bring your handcuffs and your cold heart with you—it wouldn’t be a good idea to back out from the plan on the last minute.
You can’t carry out this plan in your apartment; it has to be in a motel or hotel, where he’ll surely get embarrassed. The plan’s simple: As soon as you get him naked, ask him to wear a pair of leather thongs. Handcuff him to the bed and that’s it—you leave him there to scream for help.
You could also take pictures of him and use it for blackmailing purposes, such as if he squeals, then you’ll reveal the pictures to his new girlfriend or to his family. Tell him that he won’t be stuck there forever since you’ll be asking room service to help him get out of bed the morning after.


3. Make him pay.




Just finished shopping
It doesn’t matter if your ex love was a cheapo or not, what’s important is that he wasn’t the man he presented himself to be. Making him pay, literally, is the best revenge if your ex was a philandering jackass or cheapskate who always wanted to be desirable in front of women.What’s more desirable than a man is what’s in his wallet—his credit card. If you live in the United States, you could apply for a pre-approved credit card for him. You simply sign his name and his details and mail it back to the credit card company.
Once you receive the credit card, it’s time to shop away! He’ll be surprised to be called by the credit card company asking him to pay up.


4. Time for a makeover.





Scratching in pain
You’ve always been the perfect girlfriend, at least when it came to appearance and personal hygiene. You’d wax, trim and shave for him and always dress up properly for any occasion. Did he even know how painful a Brazilian wax was? If he did, but still let you go through it each time it started getting bushy down there, then it’s time to give him one yourself.Of course, this plan would require some scheming, seducing and drugging. Okay, the drugs may seem a little off hand so you could opt for booze to do the job instead. Simply offer him break-up sex, then drug or intoxicate him and tie him to his bed. While he’s asleep, shave off his eyebrows and all his pubes down there and everywhere. Now he’s not just a spineless bastard but a hairless one as well.


5. Kiss and tell.





Telling nasty things about his Ex
If you’re really bent on destroying your ex boyfriend’s life, then go public! You don’t have to air your hate for him on the TV or radio. With today’s technology, you simply have to create a blog and publish all his dirty secrets there.Take Brian Gorell, for example, who published a hate blog against his ex boyfriend, Filipino socialite, DJ Montano. Brian didn’t do this out of mere spite, but to ask DJ, who owed him thousands of dollars, to pay up.
Another alternative is to set up a Multiply account or blog using your ex’s name and dish everyone he ever hated. You’ll be doing everyone a favor including your ex. With that blog, your ex no longer has tobackstab the people he hates, and the people featured in his blog will finally find out what an ass he really is.


6. Kill him. . . Sort of




He is pissed of whats in the news
You can’t literally kill him, since that’d be murder. However, there’s another way you could obliterate your ex from the world of men, and all it takes is a published ad in the newspaper.Write an obituary and make sure everyone knows about it. Sure, they’ll call him up to confirm and think that everything’s a joke. Yet, your ex won’t find this prank funny at all. All those phone calls confirming his death will not only be time consuming but irritating as well. If you plan to do this, be ready to be labeled a crazy obsessed ex-girlfriend who needs meds and sessions with a psychiatrist.


7. Role Play.






Calling his new girlfriend for an advice
If your ex-flame already has a new lover in his life, who happens to be the girl he was sleeping with while he was on the phone showering you with i-love-yous, then it’s time to spread the hate. This plan will only work if your ex-boyfriend or his new girlfriend is still in high school or college.If his girlfriend is still in high school or college, you should call his girlfriend’s parents disguised as a counselor and talk to them about planned parenthood options. Make sure you make a reference to an abortion and say stuff like, "you don’t have to get one just because he won’t support it."
If your ex-boyfriend’s still in high school or college you could do the same, except you tell his parents that their son doesn’t have to support the child if they have the baby adopted. You could also tell their parents to lecture their children about safe sex and the perils of an early pregnancy or marriage.
Surely, any parent will flip out of their wits if they find out an unwanted pregnancy occurred. Too bad, though, that you won’t be able to see the reaction on your ex-boyfriend’s face when his parents or girlfriend confront him about the issue.


8. Make technology your new best friend.






Watching the naked video with her friends
The Internet has a lot of uses. Earlier, we mentioned about creating a blog or any online account that you could use to disseminate his dirty little secrets. Another option is to use the Internet to taint his image forever. You could create a youtube account using his information and upload nasty tranny and other pornographic videos under that account.Next, invite his friends to view his account. His friends will be surprised that your ex is into kinky stuff they didn’t even know existed. The best thing about using the Internet as a weapon is that your ex wouldn’t know that you created the account on his behalf, unless you’re sloppy enough to leave a trail of evidence leading to you. 



9. Dump his stuff like he dumped you.





Throwing out these stuff
It may seem a bit immature but throwing his stuff away or having it auctioned or sold for the good of charity is a great way to piss off your ex. Include everything he gave you, yes, even that necklace you love so much, and throw it into the pile of “unwanted” stuff.If you plan to sell all his stuff or have it auctioned, be sure to invite him to your event. He’ll be stunned to see that most of his stuff is on sale or up for auction. If he says you can’t sell or auction them, tell him that leaving his things behind made them yours.


10. Make him regret it.






A sad man in his car
There are many ways to get revenge on your ex, but the best way is to make him regret that he dumped you or that wasn’t good to you—good enough, that is! Make him feel inadequate by going to the gym and shaping up.You could also learn a new language or take up a new hobby to keep you busy. Point is, the next time you and your ex bump into each other, you should look and feel better than him. You could make him want you back and be the one to do the dumping this time around. Better still, you could date someone new and flaunt him to your ex the next time you both get invited to the same event.
By picking one of these ways, you’ll surely not be just another faded memory in your ex’s life. Instead, you’ll be that (insert debasing word for a female here) that stepped on his ego to leave a lasting imprint.

I LOVE YOU!

I love you

in different languages :)

different words / dialect but still
it has a same meaning ..

Saying ''I love you'' to the one you love is more meaningful
if this is real and it comes from your heart ♥ !


AFRIKAANS – ek het jou lief / ek is lief vir jou
ALBANIAN – të dua
BENGALI – aami tomakey bhalo basi
BERBER – righ kem
BOSNIAN – volim te
BRETON – karout a ran ac’hanout / da garout a ran / me az kar
CHINESE – wo ai ni
CORSICAN Рamu t̬ / ti tengu caru
CROATIAN – volim te
CZECH – miluji tÄ›
DANISH – jeg elsker dig
DIOULA Рmi f̻
DUTCH – ik hou van jou
ESPERANTO – mi amas vin
ESTONIAN – ma armastan sind
FAROESE – eg elski teg
FINNISH – minä rakastan sinua
FILIPINO – mahal kita
FLEMISH (WESTERN) – ‘k zien je geeren
FRENCH – je t’aime
FINNISH – minä rakastan sinua
FILIPINO – mahal kita
FLEMISH (WESTERN) – ‘k zien je geeren
FRENCH – je t’aime
FRISIAN Рik h̢ld fan dy
FRIULAN – o ti vuei ben
GALICIAN – amo-te / ámote / quero-te / quérote
GEORGIAN – me shen mikvarkhar
GERMAN – ich liebe Dich
GREEK – s’agapo
GUARANÍ – rojhayhû
GUJARATI – hun tane prem karun chhun
HAITIAN CREOLE – mwen renmen’w / mouin rinmin’w
HAWAIAN – aloha wau iā ‘oe
INDONESIAN – saya cinta padamu / saya cinta kamu
IRISH GAELIC – tá grá agam duit
ITALIAN – ti amo
JAPANESE – aishitemasu / aishiteru (barely used) / anata ga daisuki desu
KABYLIAN – hamlagh-kem (man to woman) / hamlaghk (woman to man)
KANNADA – naanu ninnanna pritisutteney
KHMER – bang srolaïgn ôn (man to woman) /
KINYARWANDA – ndagukunda
KOREAN – saranghe
KURDISH – ez te hez dikim
LAO – khoi hak tchao lai
LATIN – te amo
LATVIAN – es tevi mÄ«lu
LEBANESE – b’hibik (man to woman) / b’hibak (woman to man)
LIGURIAN – mi te amu
LINGALA – na lingi yo
NEPALI – ma timilai prem garchhu
NORWEGIAN – jeg elsker deg
PERSIAN Рdustat d̢ram (formal) / duset d̢ram (informal)
POLISH – kocham ciÄ™
PORTUGUESE – amo-te / eu te amo
ROMANIAN – te iubesc
RUSSIAN – Я тебя люблю (ia tibia lioubliou)
SAMOAN – ou te alofa ia te oe
SANGO Рmbi y̩ m̫
SARDINIAN – deo t’amo (logudorese) / deu t’amu (campidanese)
SCOTTISH GAELIC – tha gaol agam ort / tha gaol agam oirbh
SERBIAN – volim te
SPANISH – te amo / te quiero
TAGALOG – mahal kita
TURKISH – seni seviyorum
VENETIAN – t’amo
WEST INDIAN CREOLE – mwen enmen
ZULU – ngiyakuthanda

Love .. .

Love is the most desired in life, love causes pain but joy at the time. Can not live without and know not to live but in the end all, love is our reason to exist. It is the force that surrounds you the passion and tenderness of your soul rejoices and illusion. It is the reason to live a life without love is no life !